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Zero Carols Zero Excuses Tank Top

Zero Carols Zero Excuses Tank Top

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SizeXS
ColorAthletic Heather
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  XS S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 16.26 18.23 20.24 22.24 24.25 26.22
Length, in 25.98 26.97 27.99 28.98 30.00 30.98
Arm opening, in 9.50 10.12 10.75 11.63 12.50 13.37
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

Lightweight and breathable, this jersey tank carries a bold, slightly rebellious holiday message—zero carols, zero excuses—framed by a minimalist wreath of bells. The slim retail fit and soft Airlume combed cotton make it comfortable for warm-weather wear or layered under a flannel on chill nights. Thoughtful construction (side seams, self-fabric binding, tear-away label) keeps the silhouette neat and easy to wear. It’s made to move with you: from late-morning coffee runs to backyard gatherings, it reads like a wink to people who prefer humor over holiday fanfare.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends available)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with a retail fit and true-to-size sizing
- Side seams and self-fabric binding for long-lasting shape
- Tear-away label and adult sizing; meets flammability requirements
- Made in Nicaragua; available in multiple fiber blends for heather/triblend colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

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Zero Carols Zero Excuses Tank Top
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Athletic Heather
Regular price $24.95
Regular price Sale price $24.95