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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.26 | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening, in | 9.50 | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Lightweight and breathable, this jersey tank carries a bold, slightly rebellious holiday message—zero carols, zero excuses—framed by a minimalist wreath of bells. The slim retail fit and soft Airlume combed cotton make it comfortable for warm-weather wear or layered under a flannel on chill nights. Thoughtful construction (side seams, self-fabric binding, tear-away label) keeps the silhouette neat and easy to wear. It’s made to move with you: from late-morning coffee runs to backyard gatherings, it reads like a wink to people who prefer humor over holiday fanfare.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends available)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with a retail fit and true-to-size sizing
- Side seams and self-fabric binding for long-lasting shape
- Tear-away label and adult sizing; meets flammability requirements
- Made in Nicaragua; available in multiple fiber blends for heather/triblend colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

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